Happy Birthday

aap yahan aaye kisliye?

hamne bulaya isliye?

aji, aaye hain to kuch to farmayenge

par pehle zara aap muskurayenge?

Toh Shuru karein?

Par kahan se?

main yahan tu wahan se?

ya sapna jahan se?

main aasaan sa hi likhunga

kyunki aasaan hi to mushkil hai

mushkil hai

pagle ko seekh

ameeron ko bheekh aur

bilaute ki cheekh 

nahi vo aasaan hai

raat ko dedh baje ke baad

aakhiri pehron mein

andhere shehron mein

after all the bakbak

mayur siwan goes

'what the fuck','what the fuck'!

The fucker turns 22 aaj

bilaute ke bhi safed honge baal

haan matlab wahi mesh of wires

sitting on a head that does not catch fires

aag ki kami nahi hai

aag to bohot hai biro mein

par galat jagah

whatsapp messaging mein

harshit ke saath sabhayein bhang karne mein

chai ki chuski aur bakchodi sang karne mein

music? haan vo bhi hai dil ke kisi kone mein

jaise satayi biwi, the one who is busy rone mein

roz hove hai pyar

in mait ka bazaar

dil lagta hai canteen mein

toot jata hai audi mein

jab baithi milti hai 'my love'

aur kisi ki godi mein

par hans ke move on karna bhai ki aadat hai

10 minute bolke aadha ghanta lagane ke alawa

aur garmi mein bhi jacket pehenane ke alawa

aur guitar par pehle Em pakadne ke alawa

aur phonebook mein naam badalne ke alawa

namaskar, prince of hisar
aap padhare in mait ka darbar
gareebon ka salman khan hai tu
style se shahrukh khan hai tu
ladkiyon ke dil mein basta, mehfilon ki jaan hai tu
hawas ka pujari, kuwariyon ka shikari
Mayur Siwan hai tu

All i wish is ki tu aise hi badhta jai
door itna jai ki kabhi yaad bhi na aaye
saath rahe aadaton ki tarah
jaise mic pe tere bulleya ki tarah
ab bas karta hoon varna rona aa jayega
aisa chep hovega ki phir yona jaega
bas aise hi hasta khush rehna hai
bura accha jaise lage sab ek doosre se kehna hai
kyunki kuch logon ke sab hote hain
lekin apne itne nahi hai
apna ek hai
vahi jo sabse chep hai
chep rehna
bas itna hai kehna
ab ja
whore bas kiniya tareefa chaidiyan tenu?